First Congregational Church Handbell
Choir
Top Ten List of Excuses & Rules
|
No. 10 |
“God loves the
mistakes too.” |
No. 9 |
“I'm pretty sure all those notes
that are clear in the middle get two beats.” |
No. 8 |
“No one will ever
know.” |
No. 7 |
“The pianist
always plays too fast.” |
No. 6 |
“The congregation
is going to love us anyway.” |
No. 5 |
“Our choir
director should have a full-time day job teaching mathematically
challenged students who can’t count to four.” |
No. 4 |
“Rests are
actually important.” |
No. 3 |
“Counting helps”
- also -
“Don’t bother to count, just listen to the words.” |
No. 2 |
“Let’s blame it
on El Niño."
|
No. 1 |
“There’s always
next year.”
|
* Best
quote, by an anonymous member of the Bell Choir: “I’m late because
my husband Bruce gave me the wrong bum steer.” |